Would You Date: The Asian Girl

In this week’s “Would You Date” series we’re going to be covering the highly coveted ‘Asian’ girl. Now, we recognize that to categorize as an entire race which spans so many countries and ethnicities is an impossibility. As stated, these opinions and outlooks are the sole result of very limited experiences with Asian women of Filipino, Korean and Thai descent.

I have found some uncanny and ostentatious similarities. I also recognize that although the title refers to Asians, the women I’ve dealt with are all Americanized.

Brief Overview

Almost every man has lusted after an Asian woman at some point. With their cute, almost playful demeanor, it is almost impossible not to. Asian women are ambitious, extremely passionate, and intellectually engaging. These exotic princesses are desired by men across the globe that are looking to be treated with love. These are the women that hordes of men fantasize about and dream of marrying. Asian women with strong ties to their culture are also likely to be able to provide every man’s fantasy–an amazing meal after a long spree of loud, passionate sex. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy pan-Asian cuisine?

Due to lingering expectations of “keeping to their own” within some Asian cultures, many men may never have the opportunity to even approach these exotic females. She may never give you the time of day depending on her parents views on interracial marriage. Don’t worry, men. Many Americanized second and third generation Asian American might possibly give you a chance.

Pros

If you took a survey of the most sought after women, Asian women would certainly be a popular choice. These are the women on every man’s dream list to marry. After consistently having their hearts broken by heartless Fashion Week models time after time, many men find themselves drawn to the appeal of these exotic women. Asian women have rich cultural values which carry over into all aspects of life. Many place heavy emphasis in the importance of family values, loyalty, and compassion. These are the kind of things that most men only dream of finding. Men, look no further.

Men can’t help but to be instantly attracted to Asian women. They are extremely inviting and ladylike, possessing an allure unavoidable even by even the strongest of men. Many have petite frames and delicate features provocative enough to drive any man wild.

Asian women are the template of an ideal woman. Their strong family ties ensure that you are dealing with a well raised, respectable woman who will go to great lengths to care for her family. These women understand and exemplify the importance of taking care of their loved ones. Unlike Kobe’s wife, it’s unlike that an Asian woman would draw you into marriage to ultimately divorce and take half your net worth. Rather, you’re likely to find a spouse who will love and support you unconditionally.

Unlike the masses of money hungry individuals, Asian women aren’t completely driven by the consumption of material goods. Their rich cultural values enable them to look past materialism and attract men who have genuine good intentions.

All of these outstanding characteristics of Asian women will carry over into the bedroom.  Sex will not be instantaneous, but the wait will be worth it. Men, be appreciative of their values. It’s uncommon to find a woman you can actually call a “lady”. They are amazing in bed and they will ensure that you both leave satisfied. If you thought the sex was great, the oral sex will be downright amazing. Asian girls give the best oral.

It’s given often, passionately, and perfectly. As previously stated, they love to take care of their men. If you’ve had a rough day, she might even make sure to give you a massage. It’s safe to say that their level of care will blow you away.

Cons

After reading the pros, I mean, what more could a man want? I’ve almost sold ourselves into calling our Asian ex-girlfriend that we may have let go too soon. But I digress; some of those pros were simultaneously cons!  Some possess an ability to take care of their man so powerful that this could be the last woman you ever date.

Some Asian women can also be extremely clingy. The love and care carefully exuded by some can be overbearing and overpower a lot of the important values of a relationship with others. Yes, it is amazing to have a woman who knows what she’s doing, but we personally like to maintain our individuality in a relationship. After the break-up, the clingy ones won’t leave you alone. They will stalk you and go out of their way to bump into you.

In my experience, many Asian women are extremely cunning and can be master manipulators. If suspected of foul play they will profusely deny all activity. We have witnessed some of the most powerful, almost comparable to Oscar Award winning performances in our day. We’re not saying that Asian women are not to be trusted, but if something is going on you’ll certainly be the last to be notified. And when they leave, they are gone within a blink of an eye.

Some of these girls are downright crazy. Remember in the Social Network movie when Eduardo’s girlfriend completely went crazy upon him not answering her 47 calls? Yeah… I’ve been there too. After her tirade, she decided it was necessary to burn down his whole 500 sq. foot studio apartment. Times were tough at the Facebook office.

And then there is the 7-scroll issue… some women feel the need to express their emotions via email, SMS, BBM, facebook, etc. They convey their emotions in so many words that it takes seven scrolls on your phone or laptop to get to the end of their rants. This is not only annoying, but wildly creepy at the same time. She may also call enough times that your phone log takes seven scrolls to see all her missed calls. Men, you’ve been warned. As loving and compassionate as these overzealous few are, the break up will likely be terrible.

Random note: Although exotically beautiful during their younger years, I am bewildered at the phenomenon of donning the bob cut after age 40. Also, don’t EVER go home to meet the family, you’ll regret for the rest of your life. They don’t want you there and you just may never make it out alive.

Disclaimer: This is an OPINION, and just a PERSONAL EXPERIENCE of one of our team members. We obviously cannot generalize an entire ethnicity.