5 Style Choices That Won't Get You Laid

Let’s face it: there are dudes in Crocs and Cargo Shorts at this very moment that have had sex.

Frankly, the part clothes play in attraction is not as big as confidence and well…. Alcohol. But hey, looking your best definitely can’t hurt your chances, which is why we asked some of our lady friends about the stylistic deal-breakers guys are often seen sporting.

Men look their best when they look like they just threw an outfit together. Its a mixture of clothes that fit and just the right amount of “I don’t give a &$%#” attitude that really sets off a dope kit. Many of the items listed are often the one unnecessary piece that pushes something over the edge, into “trying to hard” territory. We’re just here to help you out. Here are 15 style choices that won’t get you laid.

Ugly Turtleneck

Turtlenecks:

Why you won’t get laid: “Very few guys can wear a turtle neck and not look overstuffed or pretentious. Odds are, you’re probably not one of them.” – Holly Thomas, Style Writer and Founder of Butler & Claypool.

Ironic Facial Hair:

Ironic Facial Hair:

Why you won’t get laid: “I know handlebar mustaches and wild-man goatees take ages to grow, and I know dudes are proad of them, but it really comes down to this: Would a self-respecting girl really want to make out with that? Probably not.” – Holly Thomas, Style Winter and Founder of Butler & Claypool

Metallic Kicks:

Metallic Kicks:

Why you won’t get laid: “We all made of A Night at the Roxbury for good reason” – Jessica Conatser, Blogger @ Nympathically Haute

Leave the Neckerchiefs to the Dogs

Neckerchief:

Why you won’t get laid: “I love when I guy wears a bandana or a subtly-printed narrow scarf under a button-up shirt. But the only reason anyone wears a neckerchief today is to be cool and eclectic, so keep it quirky – don’t wear a bandana if you’re also wearing cowboy boots. Unless you’re actually in a rodeo.” – Holly Thomas

Skulls:

Anything With Skulls:

Why you won’t get laid: Because apparently you never stopped shopping at Hot Topic. Why’d you even start in the first place…?