What Was He Thinking: Kyle Williams

As most of you know this past weekend Kyle Williams is the MVP of the Giants vs. 49ers game. The most coveted player due by all means. The guy managed to completely mess up not 1 return punt but 2 RETURN PUNTS!! The first punt came in the 3rd quarter, when Mr. Williams allowed the ball to hit off of his knee and then didn’t bother to chase it. This allowed the Giants to get possession and immediately respond with a touchdown. 

The score going into overtime was 17-17, thanks to Mr. Kyle Williams’ critical error. The next error came at the most crucial moment of the game. In overtime, the Giants punted the ball to the Niners—giving them a chance to potentially win the game.

As the punt landed in Kyle’s hands, he had a serious decision to make. However, instead of him going for the fair catch and allowing the real professionals to get them up field, he decided to be the hero and return the ball. As he was returning, he tragically fumbled the ball—giving the Giants excellent field position to seal the victory and go to the Super Bowl.

This week we will be peering into the mind of Kyle Williams–hypothesizing what he was thinking during his two failed punts.

10. I want to be a trending topic on twitter and for everyone to know my name.

(A topic can only trend on twitter when a high amount of tweets are coming in regarding it. Kyle Williams was a trending topic on twitter) Congratulations.

9. God, I love Brady. I want to see him get revenge on Eli. The rematch should be great. I’d rather watch the Super Bowl then play in it.

(The Giants defeated the Patriots in Super Bowl 42, which was known as one of the greatest Super Bowls of all time)

8. My coach’s brother promised me Philippe Chow chicken satay if I lose this game.

(John Harbaugh is the coach of the Ravens, who lost to the Patriots on a easily missed field goal. John is also the brother of Tim, who coaches the 49ers. Brotherly rivalry had to have had something to do with it.)

7. This is my one way out of San Francisco–CANT WAIT!!!

(San Francisco is known as the gay capital of the country)

6. I want to give Tom Coughlin a heart attack

(Tom Coughlin is bordering on 1,000 years old and has been known as a dinosaur. If we can’t go to the Superbowl we might as well take down their head coach)

5. Alex Smith gave me a dap on the sidelines after eating KFC which made my hands slippery.

(Alex Smith is known for eating on the sidelines)

4. My cocoa butter ran out this morning.

(Cocoa butter is the lotion NFL players use to stay moist during the game.)

3. Mike Singletary doubled my salary to do it.

(Mike was the coach of the Niners last year when they went 6-10. This year, they went 13-3)

2. I always wanted to be on the Not Top 10 plays on ESPN

1. Eli’s ADD is contagious

(Eli Manning is known for having an ADD stare during football games)