The Truth About the Crew Lover

The one fear that everyone man on this planet has. No, it’s not herpes or impregnating a girl–there is a bigger fear than that. This fear brings upon grey hair and sleepless nights. The fear we are referring to is being the one that brings the homey hopper to the entourage.

There is no feeling worse than being the guy that introduces a new girl to the crew. You’re so stoked because you’re banging her, she doesn’t want a relationship, and everything is great. That is, until she decides to bang your friends as well. Not only are you the laughing stock of your friends, but you’re also ashamed that you thought this girl was decent enough to bring around your friends. Now, she is just a homey hopper–going from friend to friend and partaking in hedonistic amounts of pleasure.

I have seen this time and time again. One would think this doesn’t happen often, but rest assured it does. It is especially embarrassing because your friend will brag about by how easy she gave it up to him, how great she looks, and how she is just his bang buddy. A homey hopper is a girl that decides to bang you and then bang all of your friends right after. What these girls forget is that guys love to gossip and show off our milestones.

The best part is the guy realizing she is sleeping with all of his friends at the same time. The shame that it comes with bringing a homey hopper into the crew is extreme. He will be the laughing stock for the next few weeks and everyone will be sharing stories with him about what they have done to his new gem.

Through my experiences I have seen the worst of the worst homey hoppers. I recall one homey hopper that slept with 7 members of the entourage within the span of a month and a half. I can say I had the misfortune of bringing this homey hopper to the crew. The fact that this girl thought it was even half ok to do this was truly mind blowing. She slept with the crew practically in front of me and after she was done with everyone she wanted to come back to only me. Is she crazy?!

Another instance is when one of my dear friends brought a girl–whom he lost his virginity to–on a trip and she decided to enjoy the luxury of 2 African men while the poor guy was sleeping. Then she crawled back into bed with him as if it were ok.

The reason why she loves the crew is most likely due to the attention that she gets from them. Many girls are loose and men that find loose, good-looking girls like to keep them away from the crew because of the fear of her being a homey hopper. It’s disappointing on her part, but you should know better than to bring her around.

Of course your entourage is Elite, thus everyone shares similar great values and tastes. This is why she will be a homey hopper. The fact that 5 guys in the same circle are all good looking and share the same values will have her wetter then a water fountain.

With all of this being said, be careful about which girl you bring around the crew as you don’t want the shame of introducing the crew lover.