Would You Date: The Fashion Student

Coinciding with the current Fashion Week festivities, this week’s “Would You Date” will feature an analysis of the fashion student out of respect for this pointless week—aka a glorified Halloween for fashion. The typical fashion student is a girl between the ages of 18-22 who attends the easiest possible university that allows her to balance a rigorous and time-consuming  schedule of partying and Facebook posting.

The fashion student is always one of the most desired types of women. Who wouldn’t want a young party girl that keeps up with the latest fashion trends and has no real concerns beyond frivolous decisions–like which nightclub she will be being promiscuous in this fine evening, or which Louboutins they will be spotted in.

Disclaimer: This is only a communal opinion of a few men who are extremely experienced in dealing with fashion students.

Brief Overview:

Ah, the prized young fashion student that we all yearn for. This sexy and sleek female is always sure to impress with her abundance of style and grace as well as the attention grabbing attitude that they posses. They will dress to impress even when in class or going to the movies as they feel compelled to do to their fashion oriented lifestyle.

In New York, these girls attend either 1 of 3 “schools”. The schools are Fashion Institute of Technology (FIT), Parsons New School and LIM. No useful technology is present at any of these schools except for Blackberrys and iPhones, so don’t be fooled by the name. Most of these girls either intern for a boutique store such as Scoop, a prominent magazine like Vogue, a PR firm or notable fashion brand.

These girls eat breath and live fashion. This is their life and that is why they have committed their education to it.

Pros-

First and foremost we should be current with our pros and discuss how vital it is to date a fashion student between the two fashion weeks in February and September. Reason being is they are provided access to a myriad of fashion shows and events through their schools that will be hosting an abundance of models. Why would we recommend acquiring her for this purpose? An elite wise man would suggest that this would be beneficial since you will be receiving good PR due to this fashion forward female, and this can help upgrade to the REAL models.

These girls are extremely easy. Their level of naivety is actually exceptional due to their young age and overeager drive to engage in New York nightlife.

These girls also love to party. You can find them on any given night–even on the Shabbat if they are Jewish. These girls are also complete lushes when drunk. It is not uncommon to spot herds of them tripping over their Louboutin heels on the cobblestone of the meatpacking or at 1Oak or Lavo. Pure comedy.

They religiously imbibe libations and dance very well, and you certainly know our unwritten rule by now–if she can dance she can give you great sex. They are extremely fun to be around when out and the chances of a quickie bj in the bathroom? Highly likely, young Elite.

In addition, these women are extremely fashionable. They are always keeping up with the newest trends as well as setting trends on many occasions. They’re heavily involved with social media, so when dating one anticipate an increase in your PR. You’ll find that your girl has an endless amount of friends that are equally as easy to befriend and become acquainted with. You’re very likely to run through her friend circle, as they will be just as naive and promiscuous as her. One Elite member even experienced a threesome with 2 fashion students without hesitation.

Lastly, these girls will give you mediocre sex. It’s not the greatest sex, but it’s certainly not worst.  It’s about at a 5–right in the middle due to her surely attractive looks but relative inexperience. It’s pretty much what you personally make of the situation. If you can make up for the lack of experience, you can ensure a great time. If not, you’ll have some rhythmless harlot who’s only used to jackhammer status sex with their former prom date. Despite the fact that they’ve only deluded themselves into thinking they’re real models, most of these girls maintain a modelesque frame and remain very slender.

Of course their shoes of choice happen to be louboutins.

Con-

Ready to go find this young vixen? Slow down, buddy. The upcoming cons are so traumatic that you’d likely rather chew glass than deal with a fashion student. First and foremost, did we mention MEDIOCRE SEX? There are only a handful of times a man can endure the hardship of mediocre, rhythmless sex until he simply tires of it. These girls are extremely skinny, so if you prefer a curvaceous body you’d best exit the page now. They completely lack any skill in the art of fellatio—perhaps due to the fact that they aren’t even used to introducing necessities like food into their mouths.

Another negative is that if you cross-reference her name with some of your friends, it’s pretty likely that she has already slept with them. You’ll be in for a grueling tale about how the girl you’re seeing was such an easy conquest. Unfortunately, for those with tact, you will most likely not be the first one in your circle. If she’s with you on a Monday, chances are you’ll see her with someone else on a Tuesday. These girls are constantly looking for new men to tap for free bottles and support their dream of frequenting the New York high life.

You may also find that disconcerting amounts of drug use is fairly common in these women. These girls sniff cocaine in amounts that rival the frequency and quantity of marijuana smoking of Wiz Khalifa! They are also extremely high maintenance and expect to dine at fine restaurants such as Cipriani and Mr. Chow on nights out. Yet, somehow they can’t even manage to finish their meals. We don’t find much logic in these actions either, so we understand your confusion. If she wants a present, prepare your wallet. All her desires relate to fashion, so whatever she asks for will probably be some new asinine trend or a staple—like a new pair of 900-dollar Louboutins.

Since they are so “fashionable” they will all of a sudden think they are Anna Wintour and start donning some awful fashion trends that make them look like complete imbeciles. Please, cease wearing all clothing with puffy shoulders or ridiculous looking open toe shoes.

In addition, these women love to gossip and do so frequently due to their insecurity and jealousy of others. Be wary of what you say or do around them.  Fashion schools don’t give real homework so gossiping and surfing fashion blogs become the favorite pastimes of these “students”.

With these women there truly is no future so this is more of a short-term thing like 4 days the longest.

Closing thought-Remember, these women are just here to seeking to attain their romanticized New York dream of going to fashion school, interning at Vogue, being at a club every night, and thinking they’re going to become the next Anna Wintour. Having a long-term boyfriend is not in their agenda, so you shouldn’t pursue one of these girls with dating in mind.

Elite.