Red Flags: You've Found An Escort

With the speed at which our modern systems of communication allow us to share information, the world is a much more informed place than 20 years prior. Millions of people across the globe are able to share their knowledge and have a mutual learning experience nearly every hour of every day.

A positive result of this is men across the world are able to share their negative experiences with some of the less desirable women of the world. There is nothing more self defeating than investing your time, emotion, and efforts into a woman only to find out that she is comparable to a street walking harlot.

Gentleman, watch out for these red flags. She just may have a little more experience than you might have hoped.

You take her home only to discover she already has a toothbrush and wetnaps in her bag.

She’s been linked to Terrel Owens and Jessie James

She is an undergrad with no job, but has new Louboutins and Birkins every other week.

“I only drink champagne”

“I don’t have a lot of girl friends, but I have a lot of guy friends”

She has a crazy “ex-boyfriend” that keeps blowing up her phone.

When discussing sexual partners, her number is in the double digits without any hesitation

She lunges for her iPhone immediately after you’ve reached your climax

She says she’s “involved” with someone else

She used to be a NFL cheerleader in the ’90s (Most likely Dallas or Raiders)

She calls you “sweetie”

She starts complaining about bills after sex

She has no social media presence