How To Get With A Flight Attendant

Banging a flight attendant might be one of the most attempted, yet equally challenging goals one can seek to accomplish. Look–we’re Elite. Almost everyone has joined the mile high club, so that title has completely lost its prestige at this point. We need the next level up–we want the service to “service” us. What you young Elite men may be ignorant of is the fact that even a bumbling fool with limited flirting skills can successfully hook up with a flight attendant.

It is truly one of our biggest fantasies to engage in a passionate romp with a blonde haired, busty flight attendent, so we have put together a run through of the preparations you must make to successfully pull off this feat–just like a true Elite man. We believe in you, aspiring Elite.

Dress well

If you want to pull this off, it is imperative that you be dressed to the nines. You can’t simply seat yourself in a pair of dingy sweatpants and a hoodie you purchased freshman year at your alma mater. Try going with a suave, yet causal look. Find a pair of nice slacks and an oxford button down, and perhaps acquire a v-neck sweater to wear on top. This should indeed pull of the trick. The key here is you want to look presentable while avoiding the tragic flaw of overdressing for the occasion.
Come prepared

How you occupy your time during this flight can make or break the deal. You don’t want to seem like an idle dolt, but you also don’t want to be pushy like the men featured in our article, The Types Of Men You’ll Find In the Club. Ensure that you bring along some interesting reading material, like Elite Daily’s article deciphering men’s lies, perhaps, or Steve Jobs’ new biography. Please, make sure it’s reading material you can actually comprehend and hold a discussion about. She will be thoroughly unimpressed if you’re reading one of the greats, like Foucault, but don’t possess an inkling of understanding of his work.

Strike up a conversation

Whether you’re trying to sneak in some action during the flight or after landing, you’re going to need to engage her in conversation before you can exchange passions. It is important to ask her how her day is going and feign interest in how she is feeling. Remember, flight attendants have gruesome, rather lengthy schedules, during which they are forced to attend to snooty and oftentimes annoying passengers. The slightest bit of care will make her feel whole day and she will appreciate the “harmless” flirting as a distraction from work.

The best place to spark a conversation with her is while you’re waiting for the bathroom, since she will most likely be standing in the section of the plane designated for the flight crew. Coyly coax her into joining the Elite mile high club.

Take it to the next level

Once you have sparked a flowing conversation and have flashed your beautiful smile at her, its time to ask her what her schedule is like. This will be a good way to discern whether her time will permit her to entertain your forthcoming request for a quickie. Then, tell her you’re traveling alone–preferably for business–and staying in a nearby hotel. Hint your words with a subtly suggestive tone and maintain an innocent, yet inviting smile on your face. At this point, she should be getting the message–and if she’s interested in you she is sure to make her lust known. This is your time to shine, Elite.

Pull the trigger

Once you have determined that she is interested in you and is available, inquire about her plans for the evening. Suggest that she meet you at your hotel room so you can take her out for a night on the town. If she comes, you’re in. Having some drinks in your hotel prior to your evening out will get her loose and prevent the conversation from coming to a sputtering halt. Once the bar is closing, invite her back to your room and show her the elite male she’s been missing in her life.

Elite.