Would You Date: The Latina Girl

For this week’s episode of the ever popular Would You Date series we have decided to spice things up a bit with some Latin fever and dissect the coveted Latina girl. Of course, we understand there are many different cultures that compose the Hispanic culture and we certainly aren’t trying to generalize or entail any group in its entirety.

Disclaimer: This OPINION is only based on personal experience. Thus, my experience may not match yours.

Brief Overview:

Ah, the beautiful, vivacious Latina–the woman whose looks almost command a double take and has every Elite man lusting over her exotic looks. But why is it that Elite men are so fascinated by these women? Besides the obvious attraction to their unmatched beauty and curvaceous bodies, they also possess good hearts and take great care of the family. Let’s hold our breath and hope this is the one!

Pros-

Since it’s the first thing any man with proper vision would notice, I feel that it is ideal to begin this piece by discussing their bodies. Look–these women are so attractive that even with my Elite upbringing, I at times am reduced to childish cat-calling trying to gain their attention. Their bodies are truly a gift from God–perfectly crafted and curvy where it counts. Not only are they known for having outstanding backsides, but they also have supple breasts that will grasp the attention of any man.

What is truly unique about these women is they maintain very curvy bodies without encroaching on fat territory. While many women bring along some extra heft with their curves, Latina girls maintain fit bodies. If you like a girl with a little bit on her, you should look no further.

Her body will drive you absolutely crazy in bed, especially if you’re used to bedding gaunt models. Trust me–after you hit it from the back once, you’ll be utterly entranced. Along with these amazing bodies they also possess a sexual prowess unmatched by any other group of women. No longer do you have to struggle with women who are like corpses in bed–simply lying still and taking a pounding. They LOVE to reciprocate, so she’ll throw it back at you just as well as she takes it. Hell, she might even teach you a thing or two.  They are “crazy in bed”, as one Elite member recounts.

As you can see,  I clearly got caught up reminiscing while writing this piece. Nonetheless, enough with the discussion of sex–it’s time to highlight the many other benefits of Latina women. While there are exceptions, more often than not she will likely be bilingual–which can be extremely beneficial when you decide to vacation in Ibiza. If she is, she’s bound to have a cute accent that you won’t be able to get enough of. If she’s really connected to her culture, it’s likely that she is very family oriented, as Latins perpetuate great family values.

Due to this emphasis on family life, there is a good possibility that she is quite domesticated and can cook up a storm. Imagine–your hot, voluptuous wife tidying up your penthouse apartment while wearing the sexiest black spandex that just make her already amazing ass look even better.

Depending on the girl, she can be very passive, which will allow you to engaged in typically banned behavior self imposing two hall passes in one week and calling it business. Once you start dating her, she will be extremely loyal to you. When she loves, she will love you with a passion unmatched by any other. However, be prudent, as the same fire the fuels her passion will burn you if you scorn her.

Fortunately for our Elite readers, Latina women will not entertain the idea of engaging anyone but an alpha male. For all you men who don’t fit into the category of Elite, promptly exit the page, as weak men might be their ultimate turnoff.

Cons-

Just like each week prior, we know that we’ve convinced you to spend your weekend trying to find yourself a Latina girl. Not so fast, Elite. You must be aware of the cons before you make any decisions.

First off, when we said these women are loyal, we truly meant so. However, extreme loyalty always puts a damper on a good relationship. At times, she will be very controlling and demanding. Depending on your tolerance for this, she might not be the girl for you. Look–these girls completely refuse to take nonsense from anyone. If you’re engaging in foul play on the side, she will investigate everything you do and ultimately uncover your misdeeds.

Building on this, many of these women get extremely jealous far too frequently. If she even catches you glancing at another woman you are in for a journey to hell and back. If the aforementioned jealousy increases due to her catching wind of you cheating, you’ll quickly regret your poor decision. She will be cunning and decisive with her revenge, and will pay you back by sleeping with someone else. More often than not, it will be someone you know–just to spite you.

Some of these women also posses what we like to call “The Spanish Stench”. It is something that is truly extremely difficult for us to explain via text but if you have had sex with a Spanish girl before and you have smelt the after smell you know exactly what we are talking about. It’s not your normal budussy smell that’s for sure.

One Elite member also recounts that these women tend to be extremely fertile. You might be asking yourself what we mean. Well for starters please be advised that your precum’s precum can have her pregnant in seconds. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Also these women are brutal when it comes to break-ups. They will most likely just stop talking to you and leave it at that.

Remember when I said they have strong family ties? Yes, this is indeed a positive in terms of family planning, but many of these women unfortunately have possessive, overprotective fathers that might even seek to have you killed for hitting on their daughter. Keep this in mind when making your decision, as parental troubles an result in the untimely end of an otherwise wonderful relationship.

Closing thought- These women might be the best of all the groups we’ve featured in our Would You Date series. Unlike many of the others, the pros greatly outweigh the cons–and who can say no to women with such amazing bodies? Nonetheless, the cons while limited, can be rather difficult to handle. Beware, gentlemen.

Elite.