Decoding: The Lines She Never Actually Means

We have shared enough experiences and close encounters with women in our lives to just about come to understand that they can be truly crazy. Women oftentimes have an underlying meaning when they communicate certain things. In order to avert further crisis in your life, you must understand what they actually do mean when they’re saying something.

We advise you to read between the lines of every word that a woman communicates. Her few words will always speak volumes.

1. “I’m really into you, I’ve just been super busy.”

Can you believe women actually think they’re being diplomatic with this line? Love us or leave us, but please don’t ever give us this consolation prize of an excuse. This is maybe the most degrading line we’ve ever come across, and we’d rather hear that you’re married. The literal translation of this one is simply, “we have too many mutual friends for me to completely ignore you forever, but I would rather chew glass than get in bed with you.” Men, if you consider waiting around until the time is right for her, you may want to consider a future in priesthood–you don’t belong on the field.

2. “No, I don’t mind if you do X.”

You need to read in between the lines, men. Whatever gratuitous favor you have her doing for you will surely come into conversation whenever you do something wrong. Whether it’s giving men a hall pass for man night or letting you pursue Xbox gamer points, she is surely lying through her smile when she grants you your wish. You can be sure that she is monitoring your every step. Tread lightly and don’t abuse her permissiveness.

3. “I wish I could meet a nice guy.”

Oh, the nice guy song and dance again? We have all heard this one before coming from the girl who only dates guys from the Jersey Shore. You know, the damsel in distress recovering from another broken heart, yet again. Her intentions may be great, but what she wants and what she takes are two polar opposites. Chances are that she knows more than enough nice guys, all of which line up around her to console when she’s going through a break up. We’ve all experienced this dire scenario and have been completely stuck in the friend lane with no exit strategy. What she truly means by wanting a nice guy is that she wants someone who will treat her with respect, but give her a challenge and chase. Women will always be drawn to the bad boy.

4. “I don’t date that type of guy.”

This line can actually mean a few things: 1. “My parents told me they would disown me if I ever dated a _____ guy.” 2. “I do not know how to approach these types of guys and they intimidate me.” 3. “These guys aren’t actually attracted to me.” By placing rigid limitations on her love life, you can rest assured that she may have some extra baggage that you don’t want to deal with. If she doesn’t date those type of guys, we wouldn’t want to date her either.

5. “I’m fine.”

The utterance of “fine”, which she may use oh so frequently, signifies she is on the cusp of having a breakdown. Men, there should be no more of an obvious red flag than when a woman uses this line. You absolutely must do all you can to understand the problem and absolve the situation. Failure to do so will only damage your relationship beyond repair. Communication will always be the most important factor in a relationship. You don’t want her to have to figure out her issues with another man, do you? Prepare to shower her in gifts and your undivided attention.

Elite.