Off Limits Sex: Roommates, Interns, and Your Girlfriend's Sister

We’ve definitely all found ourselves attracted to the forbidden fruit at least a few times in our lives. In some of our cases, it happens just about every day. It could happen anywhere and at the worst possible times. Unfortunately, it truly could be anyone–even the Elite. We’ve experienced it all — it might be your best friend’s sister, your mother’s yoga partner or your 18 year old intern.

Why out of all the beautiful faces in the world do we gravitate to the ones we are absolutely never supposed to be attracted to? The old adage “you always want what you can’t have” has never seemed more true.

While we might feel alone in our forbidden exploits, you’re probably wrong if you think there’s no way your peers wouldn’t do such a thing if provided the opportunity — we’re living proof. Due to their illicit nature, off-limits hookups are usually hot thrills that are unattainable by any other means. You might rationalize it by the limited nature of the opportunity, thinking “I’ll never be provided this opportunity again.” Fortunately for risk takers, when played correctly, the reward can be well worth the risk.

Here are some of the most enticing & off-limits sexual partners you could ever pursue:

Your Roommate

We can recall at least three couples within the Elite Daily offices who started out as roommates — which shows this challenge can be met, but also stands as a warning: Things can go from zero to husband-and-wife-like very quickly. Still if it’s easy sex you’re after, a coed roomie can be a jackpot. When one of our dear Elite women got a new roommate, she proudly proclaimed that it was only a month before they were having passionate romps on their couch.

It went from watching the New Girl to being pinned against the edge of the couch. To make things even hotter they had left their third roommate completely in the dark which only adds to the exhilaration. Somber winter nights would take an amazing turn.

“While we were all hanging out, she’d give me a look, and I’d count the minutes before I could sneak into her room”

The Subtle Approach

If you and your roommate run on completely different social schedules, approach her after a long night. Feel free to invite them on the couch for a nice nightcap drink at 4:00AM. You’ll be amazed to see how quickly things will escalate from laughter to moaning. You can bet all your money that it will evolved from a once in a lifetime moment to a bi-monthly planned escapade.

The Move

This game is chess, not checkers — We all know this by now. If you can pick up on her hints, she’s certainly not trying to be subtle. Make the necessary adjustments to align your schedules line up so you have the opportunity to bond. Get up to make coffee. Does she like watching The Voice? Guess what, OMG that’s your favorite show too!

The Downside

If you fumble this one or misinterpret their signs, you are sure to be out looking for a new lease within hours.

Your Girlfriend’s Sister

Repulsive, barbaric and disgusting… We know, but the fact that she’s get all the same personality traits in a sexier and much more toned body is something you’ll never be able to resist. The good news is this is one of the most difficult situations to close. Thus, for the most part you need not fear any future ramifications–it probably just won’t happen. The only way that you’ll be able to finagle yourself into this slot is if the sisters have an incredibly strong rivalry between them.

Younger siblings tend to have a chip on their shoulder from years of being compared to big sis, so tell her how smart, pretty, or funny she is and she might reward you. On the other hand, she could be a complete psycho freak, in which case this escapade will be effortless on your behalf. Keep in mind that if she has overt signs of insanity she is probably going to reveal your indiscretions rather soon. Your best bet is having a boyfriend or girlfriend with a young sibling in their hard partying and binging phase.

The Move

Siblings are notoriously competitive. This is your lane, take it if you must, you sicko. However, be prepared for the almost guaranteed fallout for your immoral actions.

The Downside

Beware, messing with both sisters at once is the easiest way to get chased by her father with a shotgun.

The Intern

Hooking up with a colleague isn’t that unusual these days (trust us, we know this one all too well), but it’s much riskier when she’s your subordinate. Still, in a way you’re in luck: Women are seriously attracted to men in a position of power. With the slightest caress you could take your overtime hours from helping your innocent intern from Tennessee with her resume to grinding it out on the conference room table. The fact that the superior would be willing to risk their job for the intern makes the situation damn near impossible to resist from the subordinate’s perspective.

The potential for scandal is actually a turn-on for a lot of women. One particular girl we all know too well wanted people to discover her affair because it made her feel superior in comparison to her colleagues. We cannot understand this illogical thinking, but to each his (or her) own. Having her boss choose her over others almost felt like approval for a job well done. Is she crazy? Sure. But her finesse shows how mundane tasks like fetching coffee or running to Kinkos can turn into carefully calculated situations.

The Move

Make the intern feel like she’s special. Invite her out with more established colleagues and give her legit work to do. We do advise you do heavy research into your company policy first — no one wants to be fired for being a dirt bag.

The Downside

The college girl with a backside to beg for or your reputation, career and family — It’s your move.

Elite.