Off Limits Sex: The Upgrade, Best Friend’s Ex & MILF

In the last Off Limits Sex article we dissected the pros and cons of sexual escapades with the forbidden ones in a professional man’s life: the office intern, your girlfriend’s sister and your roommate. We hope that you may have learned your lesson and decide to allow a one night stand to suffice like a normal human being. Unfortunately, we know that most of you (like us) refuse to take the easy allure. We are forever attracted to the individuals who are just out of our reach.

Romances with your intern, a girlfriend’s sibling and the attractive roommate should be avoided — but this week we must explore more forbidden, yet always enticing fruit.

These are the individuals you should absolutely avoid by all means. These lustful romps will only end in tragedy. We pray you take our word and save yourself from substantial hardships. This week, we go off the deep end: Your girlfriend’s mother, your best friend’s ex, and of course the coveted and disease ridden socialite.

The Supermodel/Actress/Pop Singer — The Upgrade (Anyone out of your league)

She’s not strictly off-limits, but society still dictates you should not sleep with her. Why? Because, frankly, she’s a lot hotter than you. However, that doesn’t mean she won’t give you...(Continue Reading)