Joe Lieberman is the 50th Republican Sleeper Senator on Iraq

There is no question that in the ice age before the invention of television the Republicans would have at least held onto the Senate because George Allen would have just lied and said that he never called the reporter a macaca, that the macaca was making it up, and the KKK would probably have lynched the macaca before he ever got to tell anyone that George Allen had called him a macaca. Most people think that George Allen called the black reporter working for his opponent a piece of feces because for the first 4 years of our lives we were told that Kaka was poo poo.

Never mind that Macaca Boy cost the Republican party the Congress. Republicans need not be too concerned. Don’t tell anyone but the Republicans still have the Senate. Once again Karl Rove has thrown a Hail Mary pass and beaten the Democrats. The word Democrat is a combination of the words Democ and Rat. Who would want to vote for a rat? When one thinks of a rat one thinks of Kim Jong Il. Who would elect him to the Senate? Perhaps his tall blond American harem groupies but what’s 500 votes? It’s the number of black voters who were behind the son of the former Washington Redskins football coach, who had spent a lifetime building goodwill for his son to make a run for the Presidency of the United States. Perhaps now in another classic display of good judgment Pope Bush the Flying Crusader will appoint George Allen as ambassador to the United Nations.

George Allen Sr. was the son of Earl Allen, who was a chauffeur in Detroit Michigan in the early 1900’s. George Allen Sr. earned varsity letters in football, track and basketball. He was like Bo Jackson. George knew Macaca. He was an officer trainee for the U.S. navy during World War 2, prior to the invention of 100 megaton nuclear bombs, which when kicked through the uprights at RFK Stadium will blow a permanently radioactive 10 square mile hole in the ground large enough for Arnold Palmer to make a putt.

You may think that the Republicans lost the Senate. They only managed to get 49 seats in the Senate. The Senate today is like the Ryder Cup. The team holding the trophy only needs a tie to win. It’s like kissing your brother. Had the Republicans gotten one more seat then Vice President Richard Cheney would break the tie for the Republicans. But wait. Karl Rove has an ace up his sleeve. His field goal kicker is passing to Jerry Rice who just blew by Nancy Pelosi and is waiting unguarded in the end zone with the clock dying down. Unlike Iraq, American politicians are not playing with both hands tied behind their back. Karl Rove used his KKK advisors to make a commercial ensuring that Harold Ford Jr. did not become the first black Senator from the South ever. Talk about Confederates holding a grudge. Who needs Lincoln Chafee? Karl Rove deliberately ran a welching card counter with the alias of “Alan Gold” in Connecticut to ensure that Joe Lieberman won as an “Independent”. The United States thinks that it just knocked out the Republican Party because of Iraq, but Joe Lieberman is the Sleeper Republican on the Iraq purse strings, and the boys and girls are never coming home.