Lindsay Lohan “Lost Dog – Have you seen her?” flyer posted on Paris Hilton’s gate

A flyer for a lost dog, which is apparently supposed to be Lindsay Lohan, ahs been posted on the gate to Paris Hilton’s home. The poster features a mug shot of Lindsay Lohan and reads:

LOST DOG – HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years

Weight: anorexic

Eyes: dilated

Coat: spotted/freckled

Breed: Freckle-Bellied c**** Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of 24 July 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her ‘doggy bag’ and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call ---- or go to ----

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.

Lohan was recently released from rehab after she was arrested for her second DUI in two months.

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