Ambassador Sixlegs From Mars Receives 181,634 Spam Emails - Says "Earthlings Are Not Ready" and Takes First Available Saucer Back Home

Somewhere in Texas, on a secret mission from the planet Mars, Ambassador Edward Sixlegs arrived here last week to offer our world their most valuable commodity, The Reversable Anorak, in exchange for a two years supply of Hi Energy/Low-Fat Cereal Bars (which at this time they do not have the license to produce).

Says Ambassador Sixlegs, "All I did was post my email address on one of your Internet Notice Boards with the official Martian greeting (ie, Take Me To Your Leader)....and.....not only did I NOT get a reply from your President, instead I received 181,634 spam emails asking me for my bank and credit card details. Of course, I knew immediately that something was wrong, because that's what my wife used to do whilst I was at work. Anyway, now she's doing 15 to 20......it was a total shock........although it saved me a fortune in divorce costs.......but I still love her..........(continued page 99, problems page)

So, back to the news story.....Reaction was swift.  Mr Michael Twotoes, (originally from Saturn 3) who would only give his address as "Hanger 47 somewhere in Nevada" was shocked when he heard of this snub to a fellow alien and said that Ambassador Sixlegs should have gone to dotWORLDS (www.dotworlds.net/) as they alone could have prevented this travesty.  "In the past" he said grimly "lesser incidents have led to war" (eg interplantary conflict of 20591 in quadrant 8  caused by ambassador's mistress wearing same outfit as governor's older brother).  

Mr Twotoes, who arrived here by starship in the year 1747, is one of the growing bands of Earth residents using dotWORLDS domain names unspammable email addresses.  As a superior being, Mr Twotoes saw early on that with over 140 million domain names already registered (many to speculators) relevant and memorable names were just impossible to find. His overall "superiorness" meant that he was one of the first to find out that dotWORLDS had released a huge range of brand new domain names and email addresses on to the Internet. Immediately he released that dotWORLDS offered unlimited possibilities for those wanting personalization and easy-to-remember options and so he (and his mates) have been taking advantage of this ever since.

Back on Mars however it was all a bit of a disaster.  News of Ambassador Edward Sixlegs' treatment was not being taken well (note: Mars is not a place you want to be near when something like this happens). To try and quell the growing unrest and rioting in Fournose City (the capital of Mars) and to repair diplomatic relations, Mr Twotoes immediately travelled over to present Ambassador Sixtlegs with an original signed picture of Elvis Presley as well as his very own dotWORLDS email address edward@fabulous.ambassador.

Now, edward@fabulous.ambassador can email president@the.whitehouse, and ask him all about Advanced Cereal Bar Technology.  Yes, it's true he may not get the leader of America (he might only get a specialist monthly magazine), but there is no way Ambassador Edward Sixlegs is ever going to get any more spam emails.

So, Earthlings, get with the programme and you could be responsible for peace in the universe and the first ever Trade Agreement between the Earth and Mars. Go to www.dotworlds.net today, join the growing band of converts and get there FIRST!

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