dotWORLDS better than Viagra says Dr Zilli Nilqvist, Renowned Swedish Psychologist

The Pharmaceutical world is aghast today with the latest Report from Sweden that medical conditions may no longer need prescriptions.  Neither Glaxo nor ICI were available for comment, but rumours abound that many want to kill the Report's author, Dr Nillqvist, really slowly and without any anaesthetic.  There is great concern here that soon millions of patients could be restored to health without the need for tablets or lotions, and that Christmas Bonuses for the medical industry will become a thing of the past.

It all started, says Dr Nillqvist, when a Mr. Yolly, 57 from Trondheim, came to see me in a most distressed state. He told me that his latest wife had been complaining about his performance (or rather lack of it) and that she wanted a divorce.  It transpired that this was Mr. Yolly’s fifth wife (the other four having already left him for exactly the same reason).  Mr Yolly went on to tell me that had tried every product in the known universe, but unfortunately to no avail.  Mr. Yolly was in a critical condition.

Says Dr Nillqvist, "I felt that something had to be done immediately. It was clear that Mr. Yolly was unhappy and was rapidly running out of money (due to his many divorce settlements).  Most worryingly of all and with so many commitments, I could see that Mr Yolly was in grave danger of not being able to pay my bill.  It was at that point I realised that I had to act quickly.  

Obviously Mr Yolly's condition had psychological overtones so it was indeed fortunate that I had recently heard about dotWORLDS.  I knew that dotWORLDS provide instant relief with free domain names that you can create yourself.  Yes, dotWORLDS can help as they offer unlimited possibilities for all those wanting personalisation and easy-to-remember options.

The cure was simple and therefore without any further delay, I gave Mr Yolly a brand new domain name "www.amazing.lover".  Immediately this had a soothing and calming effect on him.  At last he seemed content.  I told him to go straight home to his wife and report back to me in the next few days."

"Of course, I was quietly confident of the outcome," says Dr Nillquvist, "but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next.  Mr Yolly returned to my surgery the following week a changed Man.  He told me proudly that his wife was now suffering from exhaustion and had had to be transferred to the local hospital (where surgeons have still been unable to take the smile of her face).  He went to say that all his friends were treating him as a hero and that shortly after his appearance on CNN and the launch of his brand new Fan Club, all his ex-wives had returned home and were depositing their divorce settlements back into his bank account."

Unfortunately though, as with many new hi-tech treatments, Mr Yolly is now suffering from some rather uncomfortable side effects.  After all the excitement, Mr Yolly is looking a lot older and more recently is having difficulty just standing straight up for more than 10 minutes. Still, this does not matter, as Dr Zilli Nillqvist will find a dotWORLDS cure for this too.

So, get with the programme and you too could be the most popular and attractive person you know. Get the excting new domain names at www.dotworlds.net. Join the growing band of converts, and get there FIRST!

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