What you probably don't know about Mailchimp is that they've got the power to effect you on a very deep, personal level...(as in below the belt)... ...Sex, I'm talking about sex.
See, at least for right now, Mailchimp is the only rock solid email service provider with an affordable price range (they even have a free level) that also has (drumroll please) an iPhone app. Check out these ways Mailchimp can impact your sex life in the coming year:
Mailchimp Sex Life Improvement #1: It's 2011, and you're a Mailchimp user with an email list around 23,000... You've got an iPhone 5 and the Mailchimp App is never more than a finger swipe away...
Your significant other is "in the mood" while you're checking into your luxury suite in Vegas, but you know that every second you delay in sending out your email broadcast to your Mailchimp list, the less money you'll make...
Of course, asking your beloved to hold off while you do some work is sure to ruin the mood... It's one of the hardest positions to be in - sex, on the one hand, money on the other... But you're fully prepared.
You whip out your (ahem) iPhone and slide to unlock, hit that Mailchimp app and open up your saved emails folder. In seconds, the email you needed to send in order to make hundreds or even thousands of dollars in the next hour is sending to 23,000 of your Mailchimp subscribers, freeing you up to enjoy your Vegas hotel room and your significant other in style...
Of course, while you "enjoy yourself" you'll rest easy knowing that Mailchimp is paving your way to massive profit...
Mailchimp Sex Life Improvement #2: You're single. But it just so happens you've got a Mailchimp email segment of over 4,000 people in NYC... You take three minutes and create a more targeted segment of your list that meets your demographic preferences for a date - sex, marital status, age, even income level or whatever demographics you choose.
Now, you draft up a quick message using Mailchimps WYSIWYG editor telling the eligible bachelors/bachelorettes that you're going to be at a specific bar or restaurant and that you'd like to buy him/her a drink if he/she's around...
Be careful with that one - (I'm just saying) It could end up getting pretty crazy.
Mailchimp Sex Life Improvement #3: This is gonna make me sound so shallow. The fact is, if you're focused on email marketing and really making money from sending email, then you could quickly be growing your list, and making more and more cash every day-
Nice clothes, nice cars, nice things really do wonders for your sex appeal, as much as we may hate it, it's true. Even if you're happily married with no thoughts of straying, imagine what your spouse would say if you brought in an extra 10,000 a month - imagine what it would mean for your relationship to not have to worry about money at all...
If you want to get started making real cash from sending email (even sending it from your iPhone with the Mailchimp App while you're on vacation) then hit the link below...
