A Turkish man has asked police to protect him from his sex-crazed wife.
The unnamed spouse arrived at his local police station in South-Western Germany complaining that he couldn't keep up with the insatiable sexual appetite of his partner of 18 years.
To try and escape the advances of the mother of his two children, he had been sleeping on the sofa for four years but has now realised he needs to change his life.
In a statement police said: "Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."