Charlie Sheen blasted by Two and a Half Men creator

'Two and a Half Men' creator Chuck Lorre will be "p****d" if Charlie Sheen outlives him.

In a statement placed on television when the show was on last night, the TV writer hinted to his annoyance at the troubled actor - who is currently undergoing rehabilitation following a 36-hour drink and drugs binge.

It read: "I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night.

"I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies that reduces stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really p****d."

A second statement was also placed after Chuck's other show 'Mike & Molly', and although Charlie wasn't mentioned it discussed a man "running" from his problems.

It read: "He felt dead inside. No matter how hard he partied, he could never escape the simple fact - inside, dead. And that was his life. Running from a feeling. At least until he could run no more."

Production on the show has been put on hiatus since Charlie's hospital stay and consequent rehab.

However, Charlie revealed he went back to work on the show this week only to find no one there was ready.

He said: "The execs said, 'You get ready and we'll get ready,' and I got ready and went back and nobody was there. I don't know what to tell you. I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it."