New York 3/17/2011 4:42:12 AM
News / Law

Comedy Central Roasts the Donald

by Daun Lee

Last night Comedy Central telecasted Roast for tycoon Donald Trump. Many musicians and comedians showed up to lambast Trump but critics cited that many of the jokes missed the mark because he lacks the close personal relationships to effectively hit the funny bone. Most of the guests ended up roasting each other. Some of the guests included Snoop Dog, Marlee Matin, Larry King and Mike ‘The Situation’ from Jersey Shore who totally bombed. Trump has two successful NBC shows, “The Apprentice” and “Celebrity Apprentice”. The Donald is married to a Sloveniean woman named Melania Knauss who is 27 years his junior and no doubt employed a divorce lawyer to draft a pre-nuptials to protect his millions of assets.

The Doanld is on his third marriage and although the couple has been together for 6 years statics don’t fare well for third marriages. Trump was once married to Ivanna and their divorce was the subject of many a tabloid stories in 90’s. After his split from Ivanna facilitated by divorce attorneys, Trump married Marla Maples in 1993. Their marriage lasted 6 years and Trump remained single for a number of years.

Trump has a total of five children from his three marriages. A man with the total assets of Trump need really good divorce attorney to protect his fortune as well as assure his numerous children are taken care off. Despite his rocky personal life Trump is and iconic figure making people realize the American Dream is within their grasp.