Haircut Shuts Down Indian Parliament

This afternoon 6 Hindu boys in New Delhi India, next door to Pakistan, got angry that a Sikh boy (there are 23 million Sikhs on Earth and 14 million Jews and over a billion Hindus and Muslims) was speaking to one of their female friends. They tore off the Sikh teenager's turban and forcibly cut his hair. This is like stealing your Catholic Priest's chalice and running out of the Church. Riots erupted in the streets of India, shops were closed, buses stopped and the Indian Parliament was forced to shut down.

3,200 years ago God of Mount Sinai procalimed 613 commandments at Mount Sinai. In the Old Testament, which is the Holy Scripture of Christianity, Islam and Judaism it is a capital offense punishable by death by stoning to abolish any of the laws of God. Jesus abolished them all. One of the 613 commandments alongside of "Don't Murder" gave directions for giving sheep haircuts. Ask not what your shepherd can do for you, ask what you can do for your shepherd.

World War 1 was triggered by one gunshot in Yugoslavia, "The shot heard round the World." Imagine if 6 Muslim boys had forcibly cut the hair of a Hindu teenager. Both Hindu India and Muslim Pakistan have nuclear weapons, and they hate each other more than Tiger hates Phil. Life on earth could go extinct forever in Nuclear World War 3 over a bad haircut. Talk about a bad hair day. Wouldn't world peace be wonderful?

The World Peace Religion makes peace among every religion by tying them all together with their common threads and resolving all of their differences once and for all.