Which Alcohol Will Make You Superman in the Bedroom?

We’ve narrowed it down to 5 different kinds of alcohol that can greatly influence the kind of night that you will be having:

1. Vodka

We can all agree that vodka makes people angry. It really does bring it out of you. However, there is nothing wrong with angry sex by any means. Worst comes to worst, you’ll leave with a cut or bruise here and there, but you will also be leaving with an exciting, potentially dangerous sexual experience.

2. Lager

The more you intake, the more bloated you will be. This bloated feeling will not go away either. Once you get it for the night, its there to stay, even during sex. The swishing of beer in your stomach will be more noticeable to you than it was before.

I know it sounds bad, almost as if I’m bashing beer right, but trust me, I am not. Beer will always make you happy. You may have slow bloated sex, but at least you’ll be in a good mood.

3. Wine

Wine will always give off a sexy and passionate vibe. It sets the mood and it allows the unimaginable to run through your head. You can never go wrong with wine if you want to have an amazing sexual experience, but plan on passing out immediately after. Its great at setting the mood and its better at putting you to sleep.

4. Whiskey

Hope you enjoy sloppy sex because that’s all that your gonna be getting. Whiskey can make you quite emotional and impotent. There is nothing worse than seeing your evening’s social investment go up in flames because you had one too many Jack on the Rocks. We suggest to completely avoid the dark liquor through the evening.

5. Tequila

If you want to rip off your shirt and show the S on your chest, then tequila is the way to go. Its almost as if your filling up a full tank of gas on an Audi R8, expect top of the line performance. You can never go wrong if you decide to take this approach and play your cards wisely.