New York 1/12/2012 12:57:19 AM
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How to Correctly Spray a Bottle of Champagne

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With the surge of champagne wars becoming more and more main stream we feel it is our duty to teach all the men out there how to correctly spray a bottle of champagne onto a crowd.

It’s been one too many times that we have come across witnessing someone incorrectly ruin the beautiful art of spraying champagne. Thus, it just turns into a catastrophe making them look like a fool and destroying self image, which could lead to major insecurities.

The last position you ever want to be in is being handed a bottle of champagne and told to spray everyone without having any clue to do so. Its more so a social duty to understand this art rather then a masterful task.

Learning how to spray champagne is similar to learning how to tie your shoes. Practice makes perfect and its an ability we all must have.

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1. Pre-Spray

Whatever you do, DO NOT shake the bottle at all without taking the cork off. I cannot stress this enough. This is the biggest mistake men make. If you shake the bottle with the cork on as soon as you pop that cork everything will just blast right on you. We have witnessed this mistake too many times before and have seen the embarrassment it has caused.

2. Position

This is vital. Its best to spray from a higher angle by standing on a table or chair. This way you reach more of the unsuspecting crowd and have a greater circumference to spray on.

3. Precipitating Actions

Once you receive the bottle of champagne, slowly take the cork off without shaking the bottle one bit. After the cork is removed place your full thumb on top of the bottle. Do not begin shaking just yet. Wait for the right part of the song to kick in then and only then do you let loose. The most sacred time to begin spraying is when the beat drops. Time yourself correctly.

4. Spray

Now the beat is kicking in and the prime segment of the song is approaching. Begin by shaking the bottle with 3 shakes with your finger over the top. After the 3rd shake the champagne will begin approaching to the top of the bottle. At this point expose the top 10-15 percent of the opening of the bottle with your thumb and then release. Keep your thumb locked on the 85-90% of the top. Keep shaking and you’ll see this thing fly all across the room like no other.

Expect bows, an encore applause and A LOT of angry white girls.

(Paris does it completely wrong!) No form, bottle is too heavy for her and the release is completely mistimed.

 

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At this point everyone will either want to kill you or admire you for your ability to perfectly spray a bottle of champagne. Remember the goal is to spray everyone in the room. Spray on gentlemen. Spray on.

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