7 Signs Your Girlfriend is Psycho

Sometimes, it’s pretty obvious when your girl is crazy. Sure, we have our gothic bunny burners and Marilyn Manson fans who you can tell are bordering on insanity from a distance.

However, there are also stunningly gorgeous women who have a hidden crazy side. Beware of these damning traits of an insane-in-the-membrane girlfriend. Avoid these women at all costs, as they can jeopardize your livelihood and career. If need be, get that restraining order you’ve been considering, Elite.

7. She’s Extremely Insecure 

The most obvious red flag she’s crazy is extreme insecurity. If she’s extremely insecure, her constant insecurities are going to drive you insane. Expect irrational accusations of cheating and a never-ending onslaught of body-conscious questions, like “How do I look?” or “Does this make me look fat?”.

Also, expect her to be oddly hypercritical of the flaws she’ll surely be noticing in other women–as she needs this satisfaction to feel comfortable about herself. Trust us, if you see the slightest sign of insecurity, be cautious.

6. Guys Night Drives Her Mad 

Unless you’ve made a habit of stumbling home with red lipstick on your Tom Ford collar and a slightly wet, possibly herpes infected tip, your weekly man night shouldn’t be a problem. That’s for sane women, that is.

All men require a weekly meet-up with their entourage to discuss man problems, relax, and even just for a night of freedom.

If she’s freaking out about these casual outings, you should be questioning her sanity and possibly yours as well, for putting up with it.

5. You Suddenly Have a Lot in Common

Seemingly 0ut of no where, she’s taken a massive interest in every little hobby or interest of yours. You guys are sharing books, iTunes libraries, and she’s even picking up your slang. She’s changing her basketball team allegiance, favorite food, and favorite TV show for you and she might even start wearing your clothes. Soon enough, she’ll be hacking into your social media as well.

4. Their Best Defense Mechanism Is “The Bugout”

If she seems to have hysterical, disproportionate reactions to your relationship problems you’re probably already aware that your girl is a little off. We have deemed this reaction “The Bugout”. Women bug out when they stop thinking logically and rationally, suddenly going insane and yelling at you over highly irrelevant, minute issues. Case in point, she starts an argument questioning why she finds a La Perla receipt in your pocket although you haven’t bought her lingerie in months. Good God.

3. She’s Stalking Your Every Move On Your Social Media 

Every status you post becomes scrutinized by her insecure mind. The instant you post a status update or new photo, you receive a frantic text message asking for an explanation. This is the most obvious sign you have found a crazy one. She’s clearly thinking about you way too much, and anything you do without her drives her mad due to her insecure loneliness.

We’ve even encountered an acquaintance’s girlfriend who took the initiative to print out a conversation he had and highlighted parts she felt required an explanation.

2. She HATES Other Women

If she’s bursting with anger to the point that she’s red in the face every time you bring a girl up, chances are she’s crazy. You’ll know when the slightest look–one that could only vaguely be misinterpreted as checking a girl out–becomes a cause for argument. You’ll hear the telltale signs with these quotes: “I hate other women” or “I get along better with guys”.

At this point, hopefully you’re not inebriated so you can cue the internal alarm clock. She will also be highly skeptical of any contact you make with her friends, as she doesn’t trust them, or you.

1. She Stops Taking Her Birth Control

Now, like most Elite men on this planet, we know you hate condoms–unless they’re some luxury, Louis Vitton condoms, of course. Oftentimes with your girlfriend you’re granted the luxury of not using condoms since you trust each other and, hopefully, she’s on birth control. You can be sure she won’t get pregnant, right? Not always so.

Unfortunately, we have seen one case where a girl was so insecure that she decided to sabotage her man’s future by secretly stopping her birth control and getting pregnant. Please, always err on the side of staying safe. But, if you do decide to go raw, make sure you’re positive she’s taking her pills.

Bonus: This one may sound totally outrageous, but it’s true. We know of a man who’s girlfriend checked his penis after his return from a massage to make sure his ending wasn’t so… happy.

Gentlemen, beware of these red flags–the LAST thing you want to end up with is a crazy girlfriend.

Elite Daily