We all have our days. You know, the days where time drags on and everything around you moves in sluggish ways. No one likes to reassess their week and notice it contained not one ounce of productivity.

We’ve rated a few places we’ve experienced some hot and heavy action on a scale of 1 to 5. 5 being the highest chance of getting caught with your pants down. Good luck and godspeed.

As most of you know this past weekend Kyle Williams is the MVP of the Giants vs. 49ers game. The most coveted player due by all means. The guy managed to completely mess up not 1 return punt but 2 RETURN PUNTS!!

Let’s face it: there are dudes in Crocs and Cargo Shorts at this very moment that have had sex.

Moses presented to his people the original 10 commandments on Mount Sinai. Eventually, the early Christians ushered in the New Testament with their Messianic law. The Qur’an holds verses that laid down the law, differentiating between what is rig ...